The Man

I'v decided that from now on, instead of referring to The Man as The Man I will simply call him M. Possibly not so exciting as Sex in the City's Mr. Big or the infamous "Charlie" of Charlie's Angels. Still however, it's easy and less ostentatious than referring to him as The Man. After all, that would imply that there are no men before him as The implies the highest title applicable to any familial or clan line. And Man would apply to all male citizens of these United States. So to call him The Man is to imply that he is the foremost male of our population. WOW I really over thought that one did I not?

In any case, man starts with an m, so from now on he is M. Those of you out there who actually might read this (OK, the one person that I know who actually reads this!!) may find this somewhat amusing. I'm OK with that...